Assclown Alert: Pandering to extremists with Kyle Rittenhouse and his new political buddies

Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. By now, it should be increasingly clear the right flank of Texas politics knows no bottom.

San Antonio Rep. Joaquin Castro blasts DeSantis for saying he'd invade Mexico

San Antonio U.S. Rep. Joaquin Castro blasted Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis' pledge during Wednesday's GOP presidential debate to send U.S. troops into Mexico as a move "down a dark, dangerous path." DeSantis' claim that he'd invade the United States' southern neighbor came after Fox News' Martha MacCall

San Antonio rockers Donella Drive playing sendoff gig before road dates with Dead Poet Society

Metallic San Antonio power trio Donella Drive is playing a matinee show this Sunday before it hits the road for a tour that includes dates with LA-based angst-rockers Dead Poet Society. The bill for the Paper Tiger show also includes The Y Equals along with veteran local acts Dance Like Robots and P

San Antonio's Dirty Dog Dick Eaters make outraged music for outrageous times

There's no shortage of punk bands whose music falls short of the promise of their gleefully offensive monikers. Memorable as their names might be, can anybody hum a few bars of a song by John Cougar Concentration Camp, Ancient Chinese Penis or Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles?