Assclown Alert: Making empty threats about the Ten Commandments with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. For all of Republican Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s power to run the Texas Senate with an iron fist, he’s had a harder time forcing his whims on the Texas House.
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