Assclown Alert: Disrupting Kerr County's elections with County Commissioner Rich Paces
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Despite copious evidence that the 2020 election wasn't rigged and that voter fraud in the United States is extremely rare, Republican zealots continue to throw civil servants' efforts to run smooth and efficient elections into chaos.
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"My job is to find and attract mastery-based agents to the office, protect the culture, and make sure everyone is happy! "