The Internet can't stop mocking Ted Cruz's tight pants and moose knuckle
As much as U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz likes to sphincter snorkel Donald Trump, you'd think he'd have put on his best-fitting new suit when he got an invite to Mar-a-Lago — the reality show star-turned-president's Florida residence — over the weekend. Instead, Texas' junior senator showed up in a blazer and pants that fit his frumpy frame like not unlike an overstretched sausage casing.
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