The Internet can't stop mocking Ted Cruz's tight pants and moose knuckle
As much as U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz likes to sphincter snorkel Donald Trump, you'd think he'd have put on his best-fitting new suit when he got an invite to Mar-a-Lago — the reality show star-turned-president's Florida residence — over the weekend. Instead, Texas' junior senator showed up in a blazer and pants that fit his frumpy frame like not unlike an overstretched sausage casing.
Recent Posts
San Antonio Spurs reveal four medals for Fiesta San Antonio 2026
She won a $7M grant to teach Texans how to farm. Then the Trump administration yanked it over DEI.
Everyone we saw getting their Louisiana food fix at Taste of New Orleans
All the wildest moments from San Antonio’s WEBB Party 2026
Texas Medical Board sanctions doctors for delayed care in the deaths of 2 pregnant women
The future is now for the Spurs as the team enters its first playoffs in six seasons
Everything we saw as Dethklok, Amon Amarth and Castle Rat laid waste to San Antonio
Gov. Greg Abbott threatens $200 million in funding from major Texas cities over ICE policies
San Antonio Animal Care Service offering zero-cost pet adoptions this weekend
New San Antonio ICE detention site to open in September, letter says
"My job is to find and attract mastery-based agents to the office, protect the culture, and make sure everyone is happy! "