Drag queen Juno Birch brings her extraterrestrial charm to San Antonio on Thursday

Juno Birch, extraterrestrial drag queen, crash-landed to Earth in 1962 and decided to disguise her alien identity by dressing as a housewife of the day, complete with a beehive hairdo and cat-eye sunglasses clashing against her Squidward-toned skin. At least, that's how the story goes for the British-Martian queen, who's bringing her brand of whimsy and flair to San Antonio's Empire Theatre. A theatrical one-woman show modeled after a '60s television program, The Juno Show includes commercials, appearances from Birch's Muppet baby-clone Judith Louise, lobsters, cabaret, singing, dancing and pandemonium — a stunning and suitably out-of-this-world combo.
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