Donut chain Dunkin' debuts whitewashed AF breakfast tacos because nothing is sacred

If you're the type of San Antonian who cringed when Taco Bell started offering breakfast at its drive thru, we suggest you take a deep breath and sit down before reading further. Dunkin’ — you know, the chain that specializes in neon-sprinkle frosted donuts and caramel-drizzled lattes — revealed Wednesday that it's now serving breakfast tacos. Yes, the Massachusetts-based purveyor of sugary morning treats is now selling whitewashed versions the Alamo City morning staple that feature scrambled eggs, melted sharp white cheddar cheese, fire-roasted corn and a drizzle of lime “crema.” Folks can also opt for a sprinkle of crumbled bacon.