Assclown Alert: Twisting the truth on election integrity with Texas Gov. Greg Abbott
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. During his time in office, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has made two things apparent: his fondness for performative politics and his unabashed eagerness to grovel before former President Donald Trump.
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