Assclown Alert: Throwing unconstitutional tantrums in Jesus’ name with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Yes, we’re fully aware Danny Goeb — oops, we mean Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick — was the subject of the Assclown Alert column just a few issues ago. Forgive us for bringing back Dandy Dan so quickly for a return engagement, but it appears the motherfucker just can’t stop saying stupid shit.
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