Assclown Alert: Stumping for Trump with JD Vance and Texas evangelist David Wallnau

Editor's note: Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Fresh off tweeting that Vice President Kamala Harris used “witchcraft” to whip Donald Trump’s ass in their recent debate, Dallas televangelist Lance Wallnau has launched a traveling roadshow to break swing-state “demonic strongholds” that may cost Trump the election. Wallnau — a self-avowed Christian nationalist — is partnering with fellow MAGA evangelist Mario Murillo to spearhead the Courage Tour, which according to online site Right Wing Watch, will stage multi-day events that combine political rallies with “miracle healings.”
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