Assclown Alert: Railing against God haters and refugees with Dan Patrick
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has once again displayed his lack of even the most basic grasp of both the U.S. Constitution and the Bible, two written works he claims to hold dear — when it's politically convenient.
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