Assclown Alert: Putting 'God back in government' with Texas Sen. Mayes Middleton
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. For someone who's spent four years in public office and passed the Texas Bar Exam, State Sen. Mayes Middleton appears to have a piss-poor grasp of stuff most of us learned in 8th grade civics class.
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