Assclown Alert: Pushing inaction on immigration reform with House Speaker Mike Johnson

Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson's recent trip to the Texas-Mexico border with 60 or so GOP colleagues suggests he's got all the political chops of his bumbling predecessor, the recently ousted Kevin McCarthy.
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