Assclown Alert: Puckering up to the ass of the Great Orange Leader with U.S. Sen. John Cornyn

Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Back in 2008, U.S. Sen. John Cornyn trotted out a campaign video featuring a rewritten version of the country classic “Big Bad John” playing over laughable footage of the Texas Republican on horseback in a cowboy hat and leather vest. If the clip were to be remade this year, it would be hard to justify labeling the four-term Texas Republican as anything other than “Whimpering Whipped-Dog John.”