Assclown Alert: Poisoning public discourse with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Austin-based Alex Jones, who was last year ordered to pay $1.5 billion in damages to the families of Sandy Hook victims for talking out of his ass about "what really happened" in Newtown, is now promoting a conspiracy theory about the solar eclipse visible over San Antonio next week.
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