Assclown Alert: Making empty threats about the Ten Commandments with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. For all of Republican Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s power to run the Texas Senate with an iron fist, he’s had a harder time forcing his whims on the Texas House.

"My job is to find and attract mastery-based agents to the office, protect the culture, and make sure everyone is happy! "
