Assclown Alert: Ignoring medical realities for the sake of cruelty with Ken Paxton

Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Impeached Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has racked up a career of dick moves, but last week's appeal of a court decision regarding Texas' abortion law may be his most dickish yet.
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