Assclown Alert: Getting trolled by Holden Midick with Texas Rep. Jeff Leach

Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. With the Texas Republican Party seemingly intent on trolling the state by fighting culture wars instead of passing meaningful legislation, it's always fun to see the tables turned.
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