Assclown Alert: Disrupting Kerr County's elections with County Commissioner Rich Paces

Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Despite copious evidence that the 2020 election wasn't rigged and that voter fraud in the United States is extremely rare, Republican zealots continue to throw civil servants' efforts to run smooth and efficient elections into chaos.
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