Assclown Alert: Bringing up the immigration status of shooting victims with Gov. Greg Abbott
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. After repeatedly trafficking in racist comparisons of border crossers to “invaders,” Gov. Greg Abbott is now under fire for identifying the victims of last week’s mass shooting in Cleveland, Texas, as “illegal immigrants.”
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