Assclown Alert: Being investigated for 'inappropriate behavior' with Texas Rep. Bryan Slaton
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Things certainly don't look good right now for State Rep. Bryan Slaton, one the Texas House's most outspoken social conservatives and the lawmaker behind a bill that would ban all-ages drag shows over the "sexualization of our children."
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